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Obama criticizes McCain on economy

U.N. food shortage

Dominik Hasek retires

Paris Hilton smiles for the camera

Jessica Alba has a baby

Iraq

Cornwall releases town’s official joke book: warning: most of the punchilines are corny.

I’m thinking of writing a spin-off of the television show Lost.

I call it . . . Found

Premise: A strange mix of castaways find themselves rescued and brought to Canada, where they struggle to find jobs, pay the rent and buy groceries.

Characters:

Shirl Cornwall, a sarcastic supposed ghost whisperer and former chocolate chip cookie baker who made waves among the Rungeatic five after she refused to make cookies.

Tim Cullens, an angry former centre for the Montreal Canadiens who quit hockey because his team never made the playoffs, was briefly exiled from the island for stealing the Rungeatic five’s supply of munchable lunchables.

Dan Yelreed, a disillusioned and angry vegetarian veterinarian, who is having a hard time adjusting to civilization after spending four years on an island with wild animals.

More to come . . .