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I got a rock!

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peanuts3rockI am the Charlie Brown of bloggers in my office.

Let me come clean: I understand little of the do-dads available to dress up blogs — links and tags mystify me and widgets wonkify.

My co-workers on the other hand, are the crown prince and princess of the blogging planet, online masters of the popular sites: observationsofanewsjunkie.wordpress.com and theryancokeexperience.wordpress.com.

A typical conversation between the three of us:

Observations: Wow. I received 1,000 hits on yesterday’s post.

RyanCoke, nodding sagely: That’s nothing. I scored a cool 5,000.

Me: I got two on mine and one of them was me.

This reminded me of the It’s Halloween Charlie Brown cartoon:

“I got a chocolate bar!”

“I got a quarter!”

Charlie Brown: “I got another rock.”

Once, I received 10 whole hits on a post, which only served to attract a round of nods and pity.

That’s when my canny sense started to tingle.

I researched online tips to attract more hits — one site suggested making comments on other people’s blogs and including a link attachment to your own site.

I tried this on a friend’s blog about Barack Obama:

My comment: That’s interesting. It reminds me of a fascinating article on rumbleyoungmanrumble.wordpress.com.

It lasted a whole 5 minutes — the length of time it took my blogmaster friend to hit the erase key on her keyboard — apparently it’s bad form to lie in the comment box.

She’s become my blogging Lucy.

However, I’m starting to learn the ins and outs of the blogging world — for instance I can now include photos and polls in my posts — excuse the copious number of polls over the next few weeks; it’s just so exciting.

One day I will open my proverbial halloween box and discover a Hershey bar instead of a dirty mish-mash of rocks.